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Post-Dated the 24th

[odaystar]

Thank you



[As the devil's way of saying thank you for running a booth at the annual carnival or possibly apologizing for the clowns getting so outof hand, a gift basket has been left on the bed. It contains some treats like expensive chocolates, nuts, etc., a cute plush Satan bear, some self-care items like a plush robe, fragrances, etc. For those more sexually inclined, there will be a vibrator and some aphrodisiacs to do with what you will. For those not interested in that sort of thing, there will be a bottle of alcohol of some sort and a book or movie that the sinner would enjoy.

There's also one custom item included:

A pack of his favorite brand of cigarettes that seems to never run empty.]